February 2012
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are you alive?
oh are you jesus, the girl is you my hero.
i am happy.
you are like a goose lost in a winter storm
and i am the magician that is pulling a rabbit from your hair
will you marry me?
to run in the forest
is far better than starving in the desert.
is your jiggy surprised?
a little ditty about jack and diane
i am a lamb among the flock
are...
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Things added to my Netflix instant queue tonight:
Walking with Dinosaurs
The Buried Life
Sister Wives
Aaahh!!! Real Monsters
The Fairly Oddparents
iCarly
Drake and Josh
Toddlers in Tiaras
Peep Show
Never Say Never: Director’s Fan Cut
Into the Universe with Stephen Hawking
Grey’s Anatomy
Strange Sex
Battlestar Gallactica
I like this list because looking at it you have no concept of what kind of person I really am. Also,...
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These job interviews always ask, "What are your...
bird-internet:
Let me break it down for you.
I want to dress like I’m on Mad Men
And act like I’m on The Office.
ACCURATE.
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griffinmaxwell replied to your photo: GPOYW - My new phone is clearly as awesome as…
Skate better and use hyphens
UM. I really wanted to. And I tried. But I was on my phone and it kept autocorrecting and being really TERRIBLE like I believe I mentioned in my post BUT BRINK REFERENCE = OK thank you.
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I've been reading too much Pride and Prejudice
bird-internet:
Now I’m all, “Mamma, I feel most peculiar. Please fetch some draughts from the apothecary. I do appreciate your obsequiousness.”
When I read Pride and Prejudice, I worded all my work emails like I was a lady living in 19th century England writing to her suitor who lived several days’ carriage ride across the countryside. Like two coworkers found it hilarious, everyone...
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Phone Debacle
Dropped my iphone in the toilet on my way home from work Friday.
AGHGHGHALJOIOIJLSKLFKAJLS
!!!!!
“Ok, I will just call my mom and ask her what I should do.”
Nope, no phone.
“Ok, I will just call AT&T and find out what I need to do.”
Nope.
“Ok, I’ll just call the Apple stor—”
No.
“Ok, I just need to look up where some AT&T...
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Things stuck in my head preventing sleep:
“The Krusty Krab pizza—Is the pizza—For you and me”
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January 2012
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A couple of women from my hometown
have decided to open up a cupcake shop in Enid, Oklahoma and they plan on calling it TWO GIRLS ONE CUPCAKE. And they aren’t trying to be funny.
Like, they have no idea what kind of images their charming little bakery is going to call to mind.
And I think the juxtaposition is hilarious.
velocipedestrienne asked: What are you drinking?? Recommend me something delicious!
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All the angry hate-blogging finally paid off
and it was actually pretty cathartic.
I rant because I care, ok?
Go check out my most recent ABPW post at
http://abigpicturewindow.wordpress.com/2012/01/24/recap-the-office-8x12-pool-party-as-well-as-a-list-of-post-michael-era-grievances/
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Today was pretty ok
I managed to wake up fully rested at 6:00 a.m. after only 4 hours of sleep.
I got to wear a new dress I was really excited about.
I had enough time to make myself breakfast this morning.
Work was productive.
Lunch was healthy.
I completed my first day of Couch to 5K and I didn’t die.
I watched a movie with Nicole and my cat snuggled us.
It’s a day I won’t remember...
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“After a long day, you just want to go home and shove the closest edible thing...”
– “TOP TEN SIGNS YOU’RE AN ADULT” by Almie Rose (via fuckyeahfunnychicks)
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velocipedestrienne replied to your post: griffinmaxwell replied to your post: this is…
I’m still so furious that I wound up not being able to go to that party. I was so excited.
I consider this just one of many unfortunate missed opportunities. I didn’t realize you lived in Edmond before you moved to OKC. So many missed opportunities!
griffinmaxwell replied to your post: this is probably really weird… i was searching ’90s fashion’ on tumblr and i saw your thing about going to a 90s party.. im planning on doing that for my birthday :) if youve been to the party already, could you tell me what it was like and what people wore? or if you havent been yet, what you’re going to wear? i feel like such a creep, sorry :s im just really...
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makebelieveitsreal asked: this is probably really weird... i was searching '90s fashion' on tumblr and i saw your thing about going to a 90s party.. im planning on doing that for my birthday :) if youve been to the party already, could you tell me what it was like and what people wore? or if you havent been yet, what you're going to wear? i feel like such a creep, sorry :s im just really stuck!
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